Not into drama…
pero el chisme? 👀 That’s a different story.

This tee is for the ones who say “I don’t like drama” —
but somehow always know everything that’s going on.

Bold, minimalist statement with maximum actitud.
Perfect for brunch, family parties, office gossip breaks,
and those “cuéntame bien” moments.

Soft, comfy, ready for café con amigas,
group chats on fire 🔥
and that classic:
“Yo no empiezo el drama… pero sí lo analizo.”

DRAMA. I PREFER CHISME.
Stay classy. Stay informed. 💅✨

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

We ship your order fast — most deliveries arrive in about 7 days, give or take.

If your item shows up damaged, no stress — you’ve got 30 days to let us know. We’ll make it right and do whatever it takes to keep you happy.